Sir Eel — Mistranslating Reality Since Forever Oddities, Glitches & Other Confusions

SIR EEL is what happens when an eldritch bureaucrat gets put in charge of “interpreting” the human experience. Expect paperwork errors, cosmic misunderstandings, and verdicts that technically make sense but spiritually do not. These designs celebrate every glitch in perception — the moments where you realize the universe may be sentient, bilingual, and absolutely terrible at communication.

Wear it if you, too, often feel like you’ve been handed the wrong script for the wrong timeline…and decided to roll with it anyway.